A Wonderful Day at Sears
Friday, July 29th, 2005A Wonderful Day at Sears
First and foremost, i walked in to the store. all set for work. got my collared black shirt on, tucked in to my light brown khakis, matched with black boots. i lifted my collar up so i could put on my id ~~Christian~~. And so i headed to the computer so i could clock in. 12:15 pm; 9 minutes late for work. As i walk my way to the main register, my manager told me to go up because she doesn’t want to see my face!!! (nah! im jus kidding. i was supposed to go up to the 2nd floor). i took the escalator to go up. there was only one cashier working on the 2nd floor, that makes me cashier #2 for upstairs. So there i was, stationed in the most mind-numbing job anybody could have. -haha- i have thought of how my day will be. but, everytime i plan my day, something always goes wrong. like any cash registers, the only thing that could ruin your day is a customer. WRONG!!! oh wait, i mean, RIGHT!!!! so, the customer came to me, and kept on yapping about his awful day. he told me, he had to drag his ass down all the way from new york jus to find out that he can’t return something he bought from jersey city. like any good worker, i would normally take up the nagging. but then i thought, "NObody’s gunna ruin my day". so i raised my voice to him and told him that "you better shut the "F" up before i put my size 8 on yo face!!" He was outraged!! he never encountered something like that during his 40 years of existence. So, he took matters into his own hands. he told me to apologize for what i said. as stubborn as i want to be, i didn’t! i let the best of my pride take over me during that time. i made him feel more angry! the next thing i knew was that, he was crouching down. i could hear his breathing getting louder and louder. i swear, his hands were getting bigger, his overall body was getting larger by the second. and finally, he stretched all his extremities; looked up at the ceiling and roared!!! "YOu will not like me when i’m angry" he said. at first, i was shocked. but then i realized, he is mentally disturbed. nothing could stop him. now that he is in his prime. my flight or fight senses told me to FIGHT!! i never back down on fights. so, i stood up, faced the monster and said, "bring it on~" he swiped my entire body with his right hand, slamming my poor body into the wall. the wall cracked, leaving a mark of my defeat… BUt, defeat it wasn’t. i stood back up. still smiling. and faced him again. and then i noticed my eyes turned all red… fangs started spurting out… i felt warmer and warmer as i realize these inevitable changes happening to me. then the tip of my ears grew longer, making it more "pointy-looking" then, my fingers were being replaced by stainless sharp steel, steel forming like knives. so, i tore my skin.. freeing the greater beast inside of me. with all my glorious evil; jet black skin, long sharp knives attached to my fingers, and three horns grew on top of my head, with piercing red eyes and fangs that look like fangs of a tiger. it wasn’t long enough that i felt the need to bathe myself with fresh blood. as soon as i was ready to attack; in a hearbeat, i went for the kill, tearing the puny monster’s throat. as i severed his throat, a fountain of blood materialized. so, i bathe my whole body with blood, drinking from the fountain of my own rejuvenation. everybody couldn’t move as i devour my kill. delicious, it was. delightful it was. and oh so satisfying it was. as i finished the last of my kill, i stood up, and menacingly laughed for my flawless victory. "~MUahahahahaha~" I uttered three simple words: "All hail Chris!!" and i got the world in my hands. Evil as i can be, i took the world for my own selfish needs. Bended the fate of all who existed in my world. dictated every move they make, every sound they make, and even dictated every thoughts they think. the world was doomed for eternity!! ~MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~
and so ends a wonderful day at sears… ahh.. good times… good times….
