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"Para Ella"

The most beautiful smile i have ever seen

comes from this beautiful, most elegant; she

a smile that lasts like evergreen

for she owns that nonpareil beauty

Instantly steals my attention when she comes my way

mesmerized by her charm, she is so perfect

Fumbling like a buffoon, pacified when she sways

She has made an impression on me i’d come to respect

She’s full of surprises everytime we meet

bursting with energy, her presence is fulfilling

it always starts with a simple greet

a simple "hi and hello", this chemistry that you and i are sharing

Her voice eternally whispers in my heart

i cannot deny it, i cannot deter

Together you and i, we cannot break apart

This art, my love, is truly just for her

bleach them well

and then pity them

shuweet! one of my poems is one of the semi-finalist in poetry.com. *shuweet*

~forget you not~

This is a very simple procedure on how to torture Escherichia Coli. Make sure you prepare everything right, or this will not work. and above all, have fun!

Ingredients:

1 TSA plate

bunsen burner

inoculating loop

1 test tube or TSA plate with E.coli culture

1 big  bottle of BLEACH

Aseptic technique is very important in this procedure. DO NOT FORGET THIS!! (Aseptic technique will be explained while i explain the steps)

Step 1. Turn on the bunsen burner. make sure you see the inner cone (blue flame). Hold the inoculating loop with your dominant hand. carefully burn the inoculating loop until it is searing red (this is to make sure that your inoculating loop is bacteria-free).

Step 2. Hold the test tube with the E.coli culture with your less dominant hand. open the test tube. heat the tip of the tube. now that the inoculating loop and the tube is free from all bacteria (except for e.coli), scrape a very small sample of the E.coli through your inoculating loop. Before you close the tube, reheat the tip of the tube then close it.

Step 3. Transfer the sample in your inoculating loop in to your  TSA plate. After this, make sure you burn the tip of the inoculating loop to ensure no E.coli will be spreading elsewhere.

Note: steps 1-3 is the aseptic technique

Step 4. Now that you have E.coli in your TSA plate, keep the plate in a 37 degree celsius temperature. this is to ensure optimal growth for the F*cking bastards!! i mean, the bacteria. Leave it for a week.

Step 5. retrieve the plate. Now the fun will begin.

Step 6. make sure your BIG bottle of bleach is ready. dip your inoculating loop in the bleach. now, make a zigzag pathway into the culture. (you just killed a million of them. Now that your inoculating loop is contaminated, dip your loop for a minute with bleach. (you just killed another million of them). now, scrape a very big sample of E.coli. Turn on your bunsen burner and BURN the HELL out of THEM. guess what?? you just killed a billion of them!! ~having fun yet?~

~You can keep on repeating step 6. however, if you get tired doing it over and over again, follow this final step.~

Final step. Open up your TSA plate. Open your big bottle of bleach. pour enough bleach to fill the whole plate (not too much so it would not overflow). now, wait for it… within 30 seconds or less, your TSA plate should be sparkling clean.

And there you have it. 6 easy steps on how to torture E.coli.

~Have Fun~

August 1, 2005 marks one of the best days of my life…

ahhh.. good times… good times…

A Wonderful Day at Sears

First and foremost, i walked in to the store. all set for work. got my collared black shirt on, tucked in to my light brown khakis, matched with black boots. i lifted my collar up so i could put on my id ~~Christian~~. And so i headed to the computer so i could clock in. 12:15 pm; 9 minutes late for work. As i walk my way to the main register, my manager told me to go up because she doesn’t want to see my face!!! (nah! im jus kidding. i was supposed to go up to the 2nd floor). i took the escalator to go up. there was only one cashier working on the 2nd floor, that makes me cashier #2 for upstairs. So there i was, stationed in the most mind-numbing job anybody could have. -haha- i have thought of how my day will be. but, everytime i plan my day, something always goes wrong. like any cash registers, the only thing that could ruin your day is a customer. WRONG!!! oh wait, i mean, RIGHT!!!! so, the customer came to me, and kept on yapping about his awful day. he told me, he had to drag his ass down all the way from new york jus to find out that he can’t return something he bought from jersey city. like any good worker, i would normally take up the nagging. but then i thought, "NObody’s gunna ruin my day". so i raised my voice to him and told him that "you better shut the "F" up before i put my size 8 on yo face!!" He was outraged!! he never encountered something like that during his 40 years of existence. So, he took matters into his own hands. he told me to apologize for what i said. as stubborn as i want to be, i didn’t! i let the best of my pride take over me during that time. i made him feel more angry! the next thing i knew was that, he was crouching down. i could hear his breathing getting louder and louder. i swear, his hands were getting bigger, his overall body was getting larger by the second. and finally, he stretched all his extremities; looked up at the ceiling and roared!!! "YOu will not like me when i’m angry" he said. at first, i was shocked. but then i realized, he is mentally disturbed. nothing could stop him. now that he is in his prime. my flight or fight senses told me to FIGHT!! i never back down on fights. so, i stood up, faced the monster and said, "bring it on~" he swiped my entire body with his right hand, slamming my poor body into the wall. the wall cracked, leaving a mark of my defeat… BUt, defeat it wasn’t. i stood back up. still smiling. and faced him again. and then i noticed my eyes turned all red… fangs started spurting out… i felt warmer and warmer as i realize these inevitable changes happening to me. then the tip of my ears grew longer, making it more "pointy-looking" then, my fingers were being replaced by stainless sharp steel, steel forming like knives. so, i tore my skin.. freeing the greater beast inside of me. with all my glorious evil; jet black skin, long sharp knives attached to my fingers, and three horns grew on top of my head, with piercing red eyes and fangs that look like fangs of a tiger. it wasn’t long enough that i felt the need to bathe myself with fresh blood. as soon as i was ready to attack; in a hearbeat, i went for the kill, tearing the puny monster’s throat. as i severed his throat, a fountain of blood materialized. so, i bathe my whole body with blood, drinking from the fountain of my own rejuvenation. everybody couldn’t move as i devour my kill. delicious, it was. delightful it was. and oh so satisfying it was. as i finished the last of my kill, i stood up, and menacingly laughed for my flawless victory. "~MUahahahahaha~" I uttered three simple words: "All hail Chris!!" and i got the world in my hands. Evil as i can be, i took the world for my own selfish needs. Bended the fate of all who existed in my world. dictated every move they make, every sound they make, and even dictated every thoughts they think. the world was doomed for eternity!! ~MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~

and so ends a wonderful day at sears… ahh.. good times… good times….

muahaha!! now that an accessory is in place, my kahilasan powers are back!! MUAHAHAH!!!! feel thy wretched wrath of thee kahilasan supremacy!! all hail HILAS!!!! waahhaahahahhaha!!!! all heads bow down before me!! AHAHAHAHAHA!!! gad! i am so evil. LOL

*note to self*

"when planning on working for 10 long hours, please be advised that sufficient sleep of at least 8 hours is required to sustain vitality. if insufficient requirements are met, side effects like sleeping for one whole day, and leaving your friends (on YM, friendster, and AIM) hanging may occur. two days of sleep may be possible."

*based on actual results*

4 hours of sleep before work will make me feel groggy after 10 hours of work.

conclusion:

sleep well before going for long hours of work.

My newest resolution:

DON’T DO IT AGAIN!!! ~you fool!!!

yearrgghh!!! i feel so much better already

on bendeth knee i hesitate

to lose my fate, i fear my hate

for these hands weren’t meant to create

destruction, my one and only trait

bearing this knowledge, i succumb

fate is cruel, i’m a scum

i can’t hold back, i cannot run

madness is loose, it has begun

on bendeth knee, i beg of you

i will forget, i will subdue

remake my life that i once drew

black it out, i will bury you